TOP FIVE WAYS TO REJECT A PUBLIC PROPOSAL

What’s more romantic than marrying the true love of your life?

Unless you aren’t really sure about tying the knot with this guy who on his knees now just made a proposal to you…and worse…he’s making it in public.

The following situations and tips might come in handy to you.

  1. Getting proposed to in a mall? Well, hit him with whatever you have at hand! Yeah I know, this might be a little be too dramatic, but the lady in this video did JUST THAT. AWKWARRRRRRRRRRD.

 

2. “I thought we were friends with benefits?”

I thought we were clear about this… You were counting down for Friday to spend the night with your best guy partying because he has been a great work out partner. But then… he started to make things complicated by getting down on one knee with a ring and I was like… I thought we are friends with benefits?!?!?!

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3. “Sorry…it’s not you…it’s my mom! “

Well, you understand the situation when you show courtesy to a guy by coming with him to coffee or helping him out with the course work, in spite of your mom telling you over and over that he is quite…well…weirdo! then he makes things even more awkward by proposing to you !!! aaahhhhhh SO…now what to say…ok…time to be honest…phew! come on girl you gotta do it.. here it goes… My mom does’t like you !!!

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4. Nature’s call

You are in the middle of a meal with your “guy-friend”, when suddenly he goes on one knee and pops out a ring! He is jabbing something good about you…buy you cannot FOCUS AT ALL!!how should you run from this situation without being rude..ummm…ummmm… I gotta pee !! WHAAAAAT ! what did i just say !!! well..whatever I’m outta this !!! SAAVEEEE MEEE !!!

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5. Pretend you have a seizure

Okay, now a restaurant again.  This time there’s a small band coming to your table and they are playing classical music, complete with the violins and trombone etc. All eyes in the restaurant are on you now. He’s down on one knee, with one arm behind him. As soon as the band stops he’s going to utter those words that you don’t want to hear from him (tonight was the night you actually planned on ending the relationship). You are completely petrified! You are at wits end, you wish you could just disappear! That’s when a brilliant idea comes to mind….

You fake a seizure. Complete with the vibrations and eyes rolling into the sockets and all. An Oscar-worthy performance. Hopefully he’s not a brainless zit and so he won’t assume your seizure means yes. Hopefully.

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